PALLET LAB · A VERY BAD IDEA
One egg.
Too much hype.
Everyone wants to hatch AGI.
You just brought lunch.
RESEARCH LOG NO. 001 ★

SUBJECT
STATUSThe legendary AGI
UNHATCHED
“It’ll hatch next episode. Definitely.” — Sam, every episode
A VERY UNOFFICIAL POKÉMON × AI ADVENTURE
Six frontier models. One strange adventure.
An unknown signal is waking up.
PALLET LAB · A VERY BAD IDEA
Everyone wants to hatch AGI.
You just brought lunch.

“It’ll hatch next episode. Definitely.” — Sam, every episode
YOUR VERY DISTINGUISHED COMPETITION
Pick a face. Start some trouble.
NO. 002EVERY GREAT STORY NEEDS A LITTLE WEIRDO
Four cats. No qualifications.
ONE DELIVERY. EIGHT UNNECESSARY DETOURS.
Eight stops. Questionable decisions.
THE BENCHMARK REGION PROBABLY NOT TO SCALEEPISODE 01 / 08
YOUR NEXT BAD IDEA STARTS HERE.
No tutorial required. Probably.